I really have no idea what to say about this..... Except the model looks like an old classmate. I wonder what he's up to now?
Pony shoes. I despise them. These sandals actually wouldn't be too bad if they were a full on wedge. The pony shoe design is just ridiculous. Young girls need to learn that with all of the crazy heels they wear, they will eventually cause serious damage to their feet.
These pony shoes take it to a whole other level by adding pony shoes to the pony shoes. Well, more specifically, horse shoes have been added to the bottom of these pony shoes. I just envisioned some tracker out in the dessert tracking a strange two-legged horse. Crazy, I know. I blame it on lack of sleep.
For those who still think it's okay to wear socks with sandals. Now it's even easier to look like a dufus. And look! No more sock bunched up between your toes. Also available in many fashion colors.
Felted wool jacket - ummm..... This thing reminds me of something. I won't elaborate, I'll just leave it to your imagination. But, has anyone seen this episode of Everybody Loves Raymond in which Marie makes a sculpture and gives it to Debra and Ray? Yeah......
The sequined tank dress. I've worn something similar to this before paired with a black jacket or was it a cardi? Heck I don't remember. Of course, that was back in the day when I had the body to rock this dress. What strikes me as odd about this is that whomever is selling this decided to pair it with a cotton turtle neck. Nothing says sexy like a turtle neck.
It's Amish couture! I actually had a pair of those boots once upon a time back when stirrup pants were the thing - let's see was that early 90s? So, the boots I can deal with, but the only thing missing from this outfit is the little white head covering. Honey, can I get you a sandwich?? You're absolutely swimming in those clothes.
The upcycled denim jacket. Remember what I said about "upcycled?" Just say NO! Here, they have simply taken a pair of pin-stripe jeans and re-worked them. Sorry, they're still bad, in my opinion.
Oh my gosh! I'm having 80s flashbacks - it's all flashing before my eyes: prom, madrigals and weddings. I wore a version of this dress a million times in the 80s. Let me just say this..... this dress was hot as Hell and definitely NOT sweat friendly. Nuff said.
Thankfully in none of the weddings I've attended was the bride wearing something like this. Granted, it's unique. I suppose I'm more of a traditionalist when it comes to weddings. Did her bridesmaids wear white?
Yes, the dress is awful, but does this remind anyone else of Silence of the Lambs? What's with the wings on the hips and shoulders? She looks like a squid.
Well, I suppose that's it for today. As always, if you see anything out there that you think should be featured on WTHW, send me the link or a picture via e-mail.
Happy hump day, ya'll!